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[grant69]

A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit in the early
hours of this morning, with the epicentre in ipswich.

Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering, "**kin hell"
and "What a ****". The earthquake decimated the area causing
approximately
$30.00 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from
the Torana Appreciation Society and the Ipswich Progress Hall were
damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were
disturbed.

One resident, Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of three said
"It was such a shock, my little Jayden came running into my bedroom
crying. My youngest two, Britney-Vanessa and Justin, slept through it
all. I
was still shaking when I was watching Jerry Springer the next
morning".

Looting, muggings and car theft carried on as normal.

The Red Cross has so far managed to ship 400 crates of Vegemite and a
similar quantity of Milo to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue
workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large
quantities of personal belongings, which include Eminem t-shirts,
jewellery from Priceline and bone china from Go Lo.

HOW YOU CAN HELP

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing, and parcels for
those unfortunate to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most
sought
after. Items most needed include baseball caps and tracksuits.
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs include unopened packets of Twisties or Cheezels,
McDonalds of any description, KFC, ice cream, cans of Red Bull, Bacardi
Breezer, or homebrew.

If you would prefer to donate money, 25c buys a biro for filling in
compensation forms; $5.00 buys hot chips and two litres of RC Cola for
a family of nine; $10.00 will pay for a packet of Winfield Blues and a
lighter to calm the nerves of those affected. Please do not send tents
for shelter, as the sight of posh housing is unfair on the population
of the neighbouring areas.

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[Double D]

Grant, it has been nice knowing you through your comments and advice but you might find it difficult to continue when a certain tall administrator reads your joke.

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Double D
Brisbane Queensland

[Skidmond]

Thanks Grant for the update on our great city.

It is dark here now and with the soft light from my winnie blue, I can send you this message.

I just hope that the three children eating those cheezels can keep the pedaling up so the generator can power my 1983 commodore 64 computer until I get this message off to the outside world.

We all apprecaite the food parcels of KFC, it has never tasted so good, and beleive me, my family of 16 (all under 9 yrs old) really appreciate it, even if they all have the same name but different mothers.

We are hopeful that soemone will send us a tent though, the last one we had blew away in the 02 distaster here and the back seat of the torana has been cramped since then.

anyway, the winnie blue is down to the butt and those kids look tired, so I better go now......

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[MorryStu]

Old tracksuits from the shed have been dispatched immediatly. Hopefully they may be able to recyle the gearbox and engine oil for later use

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[Scouse]

Queenslanders bagging Queenslanders .









I like it .





This map is from the Ipswich Community Library & it shows the level of hatred that has spead around Qld for the Ipswich area. The Ipswichians refer to these as "Toads":

[Sir Frosty]

The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Australian Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Casula, a thriving metropolis in outer western Sydney.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Casula area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high-tech equipment.

John Howard went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of Australia's employment practices under his Liberal government. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now has an advantage over every team.

However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for......at the crew's first practice session, the Casula pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for a slab of VB, a kilo of speed and some photos of Montoya's girlfriend in the shower.



Scott wrote :

[Skidmond]

ahh, I finally caught you out Scott..............




















there's no library in Ipswich

hehehehahahahehehehehahahahahehehehehe

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[Scouse]

[Sir Frosty]

Test Results

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth
and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure.

A young, student nurse arrives to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash
your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back
the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his
testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with
them, Sir."

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That, was wonderful, but, listen very… very closely......




"Are - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

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[Sir Frosty]

Science is wonderful

The following is an actual question given on University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1). If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, and then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2). If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY “A”

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[Skidmond]

Q. Whats the worst part of being a Ford fan????

A. Telling your parents you are GAY

Q: Whats the most popular bra size in a nursing home?

A: 38 LONG.


hahahahahahahahahaha

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[Sir Frosty]

The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour.

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles; take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? ( UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gumtrees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

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[Scouse]

I thought this might be referring to someone I know, but reading further I realise it isn't:

From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into.
He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test.
To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station this breath-alyser equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".

[Herne]

Hi Guys
They tried opening the Tasmanian libraries after dark but the trial didnt work.
Everyone left around 7:00pm as they had to be in bed with their sister by 8:00pm..................

Ouch!!!!!
My apologies to the Taswegians here

Cheers
Herne

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[tonynoosa]

>A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs' Deputy.

>

>He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure

>that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself

>and have some fun at the deputies' expense.

>

>Deputy says, "License and registration, please."

>

>Lawyer says, "What for?"

>

>Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign"

>

>Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

>

>Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License

>and registration, please."

>

>Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

>

>Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete

>stop, that's the law! License and registration, please!"

>

>Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between

>slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration

>and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."

>

>Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."

>

>At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts

>beating the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says:

>"DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"

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[Scouse]

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.

The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop
and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor. She was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.

The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.

She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled
back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.

Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and
the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.

The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor
laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his
bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.

She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me
and I didn't listen to you.

"What do you mean?" asked his wife.

"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in.

[Necros87]

then there's the story of me mate, who decided to leave his parkers on when he was at school and ran the battery flat, i told him that it was because he was driving a POS pulsar, and then pointed out that if it had been my car, i couldhave cranked, but some of me other mates had to push it up and down the carpark for him to try to clutch start it, whilst my english teacher was p*ssing herself watching us, this went on for about 10 mins, when she finaly asked, 'would u like to borrow my jumper leads'!

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[Sir Frosty]

A Letter re Australian Army Life


Dear Mum & Dad,


I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that
the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody
quick smart before the jobs are all gone!

I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get
outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do
before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No
bloody cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin'!!

You haz gotta wash though, but its not so bad, coz there's lotsa hot
water and even a light to see what ya doing! At brekky ya get
cereal,fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like
wot Mum makes.

You don't get fed again until noon, and by that time all the city boys
are buggered because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just
like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!!

This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep
getting medals for shootin' - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a
bloody possum's bum and it don't move and its not firing back at ya like
the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows
before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable
and hit the target - its a piece of piss!! You don't even load your own
cartridges - they comes in little boxes and ya don't have to steady
yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload!

Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real
careful coz they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil
and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home
after the muster.

Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the
platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the
Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pickhandles across the
shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet,
but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer.
I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before
word gets around how bloody good it is.










Your loving daughter,

Sheila

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[tonynoosa]

A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction.

"Hello," said the little boy .
"Hi," replied the little girl.

"Where are you going?" asked the little boy.

"I've been to church this morning and I'm on my way home," answered the little girl.

"Me too," replied the little boy. "I'm also on my way home from church."

"Which church do you go to?" asked the little boy.

"I go to the Baptist church back down the road," replied the little girl.

"What about you?"

"I go to the Catholic church back at the top of the hill," replied the little boy.

They discover that they are both going the same way so they decided that they'd walk together.

They came to a low spot in the road where spring rains had partially flooded the road so there was no way that they could get across to the other side without getting wet.

"If I get my new Sunday dress wet my Mom's going to skin me alive," said the little girl.

"My Mom'll tan my hide too if I get my new Sunday suit wet," replied the little boy.

"I tell you what I think I'll do," said the little girl. "I'm gonna pull off all my clothes and hold them over my head and wade across."

"That's a good idea," replied the little boy. "I'm going to do the same thing with my suit."

So they both undressed and waded across to the other side without getting their clothes wet.

They were standing there in the sun waiting to drip dry before putting their clothes back on when the little boy finally remarked, "You know , I never did realize before just how much difference there really is between a Baptist and a Catholic."

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[tonynoosa]

Terms Women Use

40-ish ............... 49
Adventurer.....Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic.......................Flat-chested
Average looking.......... Ugly
Beautiful..................... Pathological liar
Contagious smile......... Bring your penicillin
Educated ................... College dropout
Emotionally secure....... Medicated
Feminist....................... Fat; a ball buster
Free spirit.................... Substance user
Friendship First......... Trying to live down a reputation as a slut
Fun........................... Annoying & Talks A Lot
Gentle ..................... Comatose
Good listener ........... Borderline autistic
New-age ....................Body Piercing &/or Tattoos
Old-fashioned ........... Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded ............. Desperate
Outgoing.................... Loud
Passionate.................. Loud
Poet..................... .....Depressive schizophrenic
Professional...............Aggressive &/or Overbearing
Redhead.................... Shops the Clairol section
Reubenesque..............Fat
Romantic.................. Looks better by candlelight
Voluptuous............... Grossly Fat
Weight proportional to height......Watch Out!!
Wants soulmate..........One step away from stalking
Widow...................... Nagged first husband to death
Young at heart.......... Toothless crone



Terms Men Use

40-ish...................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic................Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average looking...Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and back
Educated..............Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit............ Sleeps with your sister
Friendship first..... As long as friendship includes touching & nudity.
Fun........................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........Arrogant
Honest....................Pathological liar
Huggable................Overweight, more body hair than a buffalo
Likes to cuddle.......Insecure, overly dependent
Mature ...................Until you get to know him
Open-minded..........Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
Physically fit............I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
Poet....................... Has written on a bathroom stall
Spiritual.................. Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
Stable..................... Occasional stalker, but never arrested

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[tonynoosa]

CRAIG LOWNDES IS ON HIS WAY TO THE DENI UTE MUSTER IN HIS NEW XR6 TURBO.
JUST OUTSIDE OF JERILDERIE HE STOPS TO HELP THE OWNER OF A OVERHEATING MORRIE UTE.
CRAIG OFFERS THE BLOKE A TOW 'TILL THE CATCH UP WITH THE REST OF THE GROUP.
"IF YOU GET TOO FAST FOR ME I WILL BLOW ON THE HORN" SAYS THE MORRIE'S DRIVER, SO THEY SET OFF AT A REASONABLE PACE.
ABOUT 5 K'S DOWN THE ROAD, MARK SKAIFE PASSES THEM IN A V8 CREWMAN BLOWS CRAIG A KISS AND THEN ACCELERATES AWAY FROM THEM OF COURSE CRAIG GIVES CHASE.
SPEEDING THROUGH CONAGO, A COP SEES THEM AND RADIO'S AHEAD TO GIVE THE HIGHWAY PATROL THE HEADS UP ABOUT THE BOY'S.
HE TELLS THEM THAT THERE IS SOMETHING STRANGE GOING ON- SKAIFE AND LOWNDES JUST RACED THROUGH TOWN.
THE HIGHWAY PATROL ANSWERS "THAT'S NOT SO STRANGE SKAIFE AND LOWNDES RACING TO DENI"
"YEAH" SAY THE COP "WELL THERE IS A MORRIS UTE UP THERE ASS TOOTING HIS HORN TRYING TO GET PAST THEM"

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[fweddy]

In Charlotte, North Carolina, a man having purchased a case of 24 very rare, very expensive
cigars, insured them.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of cigars and without having made his first
premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his
claim, the man stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires".

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed
the cigars in the normal fashion. The man sued… and won.

In delivering the ruling the judge, agreeing that the claim was frivolous, stated nevertheless that
the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable
and also guaranteed that it would insure against fire, without defining what it considered to be
"unacceptable fire", and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly
appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the
rare cigars he lost in "the fires".

BUT…

After the man cashed the cheque, the company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson.

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the
man was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced to 24 months in
prision plus a $24,000 fine!

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[Sir Frosty]

Len Evans, restaurateur, wine writer and raconteur, used to write a column for The Australian newspaper, and over a period of weeks, sought entries for the Great Australian Yarn.

This was the winner:

Two drovers standing in a bar.

One asked, "What are you up to?"

"Ahh. I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie."

"Oh yeah . . . and what route are you takin'?"

"Ah, prob'ly the Missus; after all, she stuck by me durin' the drought."

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[Tom from West Aust]

An oldy but a goody as they say.

I thought a better reply might have been "I just told you, I'm taking 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie" ............. In keeping with your avatar Frosty

Tom

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Believe half of what you see, half of what you hear and nothing of what you think!

[Sir Frosty]

Father’s day dilemma

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