joke

[tonynoosa]

Enjoy!!!!
>
>
>Dave joins a very exclusive nudist colony.
>
>On his first day there, he take off his clothes and starts to wander around.
>
>A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.
>
>The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call
>for me?" Dave replies, "No, what do you mean?"
>
>She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if
>you get an erection, it implies you called for me."
>
>Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a
>towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets Dave have his way with her.
>
>Dave continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna
>and as he sits down, he farts.
>
>Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him.
>"Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
>
>"No, what do you mean?" says Dave.
>
>"You must be new," says the hairy man, "It's a rule that if you fart, it
>implies that you called for me."
>
>The huge man easily spins Dave around, bends him over a bench and has his way
>with him.
>
>Dave, staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the
>smiling, naked receptionist.
>
>"May I help you?", she says.
>
>Dave yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and
>you can keep the $500 membership fee."
>
>"But, Sir, "She replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You
>haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
>
>Dave replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection
>once a month but I fart 15 times a day."
>

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[Sir Frosty]

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a bloke leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first sacking, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.

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[grant69]

BEAR HUNTING



Frank was excited about his new rifle, and decided to try bear hunting.


He spotted a small brown bear and shot it.


There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big
black bear. The black bear said, "That was my cousin, and you have got
two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."


After considering briefly Frank decided to accede to the latter
alternative.


Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed
revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and
shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly
bear stood right next to him.


The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake, Frank. That was my cousin
and you have got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have
rough sex."


Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate. Although he survived,
it would take several months before Frank finally recovered.


Outraged he headed back to the woods and he managed to track down the
grizzly and shot it.


He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He
turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.


The polar bear said "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the
hunting, do you?"
.

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[tonynoosa]

> >WIFE:
> >What would you do if I died? Would you get
> married again?
> >
> >
> >HUSBAND:
> >Definitely not!
> >
> >
> >WIFE:
> >Why not - don't you like being married?
> >
> >
> >HUSBAND:
> >Of course I do.
> >
> >
> >WIFE:
> >Then why wouldn't you remarry?
> >
> >
> >HUSBAND:
> >Okay, I'd get married again.
> >
> >
> >WIFE:
> >You would? ....... (with a hurtful look on
> her face).
> >
> >
> >HUSBAND:
> >(makes audible groan).
> >
> >
> >WIFE:
> >Would you live in our house?
> >
> >
> >HUSBAND:
> >Sure, it's a great house.
> >
> >
> >WIFE:
> >Would you sleep with her in our bed?
> >
> >
> >HUSBAND:
> >Where else would we sleep?
> >
> >
> >WIFE:
> >Would you let her drive my car?
> >
> >
> >HUSBAND:
> >Probably, it is almost new.
> >
> >
> >WIFE:
> >Would you replace my pictures with hers?
> >
> >
> >HUSBAND:
> >That would seem like the proper thing to do.
> >
> >
> >WIFE:
> >Would she use my golf clubs?
> >
> >
> >HUSBAND:
> >No, she's left-handed.
> >
> >
> >WIFE:
> >- - silence - -
> >
> >HUSBAND:
> >F * * K

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I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy it and your just jealous cause the voice's only talk to ME.

[Scouse]

Frosty gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to Frosty, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know, "says Frosty. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

Frosty is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know apple?"

[Sir Frosty]

Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4am
by the telephone.

"Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this
hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the Durex
fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet the entire
New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week."

PM: "Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those
unwanted babies - wi'll be ruined!"

Hilth Munister: "We're going to hef to shup some in from abroad......Brutain?..."

PM: "No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!"

Hilth Munister: "What about Australia?"

PM: "Maybe - but we don't want them to know thet we are stuck."

Hilth Munister: "You call John Howard - tell hum we need one
moollion condoms; ten enches long and eight enches thuck! That way they'll
know how bug the Kiwis really are!!"

Helen calls John, who agrees to help the Kiwis out in their hour of
need.

Three days later a van arrives in Auckland - full of boxes.

A delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms;
10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured green and gold. She then
notices in small writing on each and ivery one.........
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : MEDIUM
.
.
Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie .... Oi Oi Oi

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[Scouse]

I hope Fweddy will translate that for us .

[fweddy]

Had trouble reading it myself!

Certianally not Kiwi - I've yet to find a person who can eliminate their accent (no matter how hard they try) to just speak normally like we do.

The worst is the Americans having a go at imitating us. We can't understand them.

[Sir Frosty]

Festive season silly's.....

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[Sir Frosty]

Stating the Obvious?

In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:

1. on a blanket from Taiwan -
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

2. on a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

3. on a Taiwanese shampoo -
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

4. on the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink -
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

5. on a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED on ANIMALS.

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer -
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

7. on a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids -
LIE DOWN on BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles -
OPEN OTHER END.

9. on a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

10. on a Sears hairdryer -
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

11. on a bag of Fritos -
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
(The shoplifter special!)

12. on a bar of Dial soap -
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
(And that would be how?)

13. on Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) -
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
(Too late! You lose!)

14. on Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

15. on a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
(Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)

16. on a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

17. on a Japanese food processor -
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
(Now I'm curious.)

18. on Sainsbury's peanuts -
WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
(Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)

19. on an American Airlines packet of nuts -
INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
(I'm glad they cleared that up.)

20. on a Swedish chainsaw -
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
(What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)

21. on a child's superman costume -
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
(That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

22. on some frozen dinners -
SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.

23. on a hotel provided shower cap in a box -
FITS ON HEAD.

24. on packaging for a Rowenta iron -
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

25. on Boot's "Children's" cough medicine -
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

26. on Nightly sleep aid -
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.

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12 Days of Christmas

December 14th

Dearest John:

I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree.
What a delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised.

With dearest love and affection,
Agnes

December 15th

Dearest John:

Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine, two turtle doves.... I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable.

All my love,
Agnes

December 16th

Dear John:

Oh, aren't you the extravagant one! Now I must protest. I don't deserve such generosity. Three French hens. They are just darling but I must insist ... you're just too kind.

Love,
Agnes

December 17th

Dear John:

Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really! They are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being too romantic.

Affectionately,
Agnes

December 18th

Dearest John:

What a surprise! Today the postman delivered five golden rings. One for each finger. You're just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, John, all those squawking birds were beginning to get on my nerves.

All my love,
Agnes

December 19th

Dear John:

When I opened the door there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps.
So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are huge. Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining and I can't sleep through the racket.
PLEASE STOP!

Cordially,
Agnes

December 20th

John:

What's with you and those f--king birds???? Seven swans a-swimming. What kind of damn joke is this? There's bird poop all over the house and they never stop the racket. I'm a nervous wreck and I can't sleep all night. IT'S NOT FUNNY ....... So stop with those f--king birds.

Sincerely,
Agnes

December 21st

OK Buster:

I think I prefer the birds. What the hell am I going to do with eight maids a-milking? It's not enough with all those birds and eight maids a-milking, but they had to bring their own damn cows. There is sh-t all over the lawn and I can't move in my own house. Just lay off me SMART ASS!

December 22nd

Hey Sh-thead:

What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's nine pipers piping. And damn - do they pipe!! They haven't stopped chasing those maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are upset and are stepping all over those screeching birds. No wonder they screech. What am I going to do?
The neighbors have started a petition to evict me. You'll get yours.

From
Ag

December 23rd

You Rotten Pig!

Now there's ten ladies dancing - and I use the term "ladies" loosely! They've been flirting with those nine pipers all night long. Now the cows can't sleep and they've got diarrhea. My living room is a river of sh-t. The commissioner of buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouldn't be condemned. I'm calling the police on you.

One who means it,
Ag

December 24th

Listen F--khead:

What's with the eleven lords a-leaping on those maids and aforementioned "ladies"? Some of those broads will never walk again. Those pipers ran through the maids and have been committing ghastly acts with the cows. All 234 of the birds are dead. They have been trampled to death in the orgy. I hope you're satisfied, you rotten swine.

Your sworn enemy,
Miss Agnes McCallister

December 25th

(From the law offices Taeker, Spredar, and Bangar)
Dear Sir:
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve drummers drumming, which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Miss Agnes McCallister. The destruction, of course, was total.
All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Miss McCallister at Happy-Dale Sanitarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on sight.
With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.

Taeker, Spredar, and Bangar
Attorneys at Law

[Scouse]

You could have logged in....

C'mon, it wasn't that bad .

[grant69]

it normally logs me in automatically, for some reason it didn't

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[tonynoosa]

>>Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
>>help
>>me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to
>>get
>>it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
>>it's
>>finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
>>it's a
>>rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
>>puzzle. She
>>lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
>>the
>>table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
>>then
>>turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're
>>not
>>going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling
>>a
>>rooster".
>>
>>Gently he takes her hand and says, "Second, I'd advise you to
>>relax.
>>Let's have a cup of coffee, then ..........." he sighed, "let's put
>>all
>>these Corn Flakes back in the box."

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[Scouse]

Another blonde one:

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weight lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[Scouse]

An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having a beer.

All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

"In Seth Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice," he says.

The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

"Wull mate, in Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out the same glass either," he says.

The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and the Kiwi.

He turns to the astonished barman and says,

"In Australia we have so many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to drink with the same one twice".

[Sir Frosty]

Dear Abby:
When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favourite pastime -- trout fishing. I got my own little tinny and tried to get the wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves trout fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing mates. As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing; she not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend far too much time fishing.

A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful trout you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice trout that we caught and showed the picture to the missus hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! .... I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

What would you do?
- Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?


Thanks, A fisherman

PS:- I have enclosed the picture of Sam showing off the trout we caught.



Dear Fisherman,
Get rid of that narrow minded wife.
...... That's a nice pair of trout!

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[Scouse]

Now that's a nice pair.
At least they're not undersize .

[Scouse]

This is probably in the wrong thread, but anyway.......


HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in the laundry basket according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower.

Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it is clean.

Condition your hair with conditioner enhanced with grapefruit and mint.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mould spots with tile cleaner.

Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in a super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and the hand towel on head.

If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave in a pile on the floor.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see your wife along the way, shake willy at her making the "woo-woo" sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair.

Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

Wee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.

Admire willy size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the "woo-woo" sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

[Trev aus]

An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible"he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then
a £10 pound note appears.
"This is amazing!"exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!"shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another
and
another and another, etc....
Finally the last note comes out and no more
appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er. Just out of interest, How
moch was in dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash.
"£1,990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit,''says the Irishman



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I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."
Trev
Aus

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HELPING PUT OIL BACK IN THE GROUND FOR 60 YEARS
CARS DON'T GET ANY "GREENER" THAN THAT!

[Skidmond]

some classic pics from the WWW

FOR SALE - LITTLE RUST


FREE WILLY


HITCH HIKER


LANE SPLITTING

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[fweddy]

You know I've actually seen that bottom one happening - We were travelling behind an older car through a hilly area at about 100k when one of his wheels started to drift out, the car started sagging on that side but didn't touch the ground, then the axle wandered in and out a bit, then all of a sudden the other one came flying out which dropped that side of the car and also sent the first axle out too. (by this time we had pulled back after trying to get the driver's attention). The back of the car hit the ground and swung it off to the left where it hit a bank and came to rest beside the road. Both wheel/axle assemblies bounced of down the road - fortunately no cars coming the other way.

The chap was fortunate as about 10m before and after where he hit the bank there was a drop down the hill and a creek. The elderly couple in the car were fine but most likely due to the old chap's quick reaction to pull the car back from the bank (turned out he had been a rally driver in his day).

I went in search of his wheels and found one floating in the water of the creek with the axle sticking up. I looked through the under road pipe and there was the other wheel floating in the water with the axle sticking up on the other side of the road, they swapped over and landed identically in the creek on the opposite sides of the road.

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[Scouse]

A woman goes into Myers to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.
She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes
over to the counter.
The Myers salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades. She says,
"Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from
the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the
counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a
Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb.Test line. It's a good all around combination, and
it's on sale this week for $44."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
Of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her
purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Visa card,"he says.

As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts.
At first she is really embarrassed but then realizes there is no way
the blind salesman could tell it was she who had farted.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me It was on sale for $44.

How did you get to $58.50?"

"The Duck Caller is $11 and the Fish Bait is $3.50."

[Hoary Morrie]

I have seen this "joke" posted a few times in this forum now and can wonder how it is still funny. Sure the first time I got a bit of a laugh but surely someone has something new. Perhaps I should send in something from my joke book.

[Scouse]